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HA HA! oh I love this! Particularly the hairbrush, brilliant!

who are you, Gwyneth Paltrow?’
Hilarious!
That certainly brightened my day!
xx

BRILLIANT.

This might be my favorite thing ever.

So true, I absolutely love this !
:) well done

hahahah love this, amazing!! so true!!

F-ing hilarious. Finally someone comes out and says what we’re all thinking! Love your “ad”.

I love this. you rock

This is just simply perfect.

Haha, this is amazing!

You, my dear, are a genius.

laughed so much. thank you.

brilliant!

You’re so clever! :)

AHAAHAHAHAH. This is perfect.

Between this and Chronic Bitch-face, you’ve become my favourite. How has this not been done already? You’re brilliant.

haha omg all so true!

This is hilarious, I LOVE IT

So funny! Love it!!

This seriously made my day!

I take it Kris Atomic is broke.

Good point about the iPad cover, though.

haha! this is great and sooo true!

Jesus, I really want a fancy fucking hairbrush…

Brilliantly accurate!

So. Good!

I do rather love this, though I am that person who uses the personalised stationary, and loves to receive cashmere socks!

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SO SO SO true!! You are hilarious (and fabulous at drawing).

just perfect! I never understand who would spend so much money on totally non-personal gifts!

Yep, this is absolutely 100% perfect. Yet I still want all this stuff… that’s probably the worst part!

This is amazing! Am getting so many e-mails about gift guides, methinks one of the main reasons blogs are so popular is that we do things differently. Even if I were to put one together, it would not feature a £200 candle. In fact I don’t think I’m really qualified on advising people what to buy so I think I shall just post my own, rather practical Christmas list!

SO ACCURATE.

And what if someone buys you a super tacky diamond ring? Thank god my friends and family aren’t rich :P
On a more serious note, Chanel nail polish is a semi-affordable but luxurious gift that most women in my life seem to love.

I’m laughing so, so hard :D !

We shall not name names, right pats the side of her nose ?

LMAO couldn’t be more true! Brilliant! That’s why I like to blog my own wish list. 1) it keeps my parents from asking and 2) it’s not crazy-unreasonable, as with said candle. ;)

This post is exactly why I love you and your blog so hard!!

Briony xx

Could not love this more!

Hahahahaha! Excellent! I want a million dollar candle please! ;))

I love it!

haha i love this! good job!

Katie x

HAHA yes lol working on a spoof of those candles myself… http://instagram.com/p/R5Gkz_qfGy/

hahaha! love you Kris! feel a bit stupid for always drooling over these pages every year and do I ever get any of it? noooo!

Clearly I think I’m Gwineth effing Paltrow! Love this!

This is perfect! Haha. :)

You are a genius, my friend. Nicely done!

You nailed this. Love it!

This had made my whole winter. Working for a gift website, I’m endlessly choosing and lusting after gifts that I will never own or be bought! Thank you for this x

You are amazing – I heart you and your brilliance. PLEASE tell me this will be available as a print?!

I LOVE this! It’s sadly funny that this is so true.

Kris, you’ve outdone yourself. I loled and loled.

so incredibly accurate!!!!!!

This is fantastic! I laughed out loud.

This is perfect – I think the exact same thing every time I see gift guides like this. Lots of silent laughter x

So true so true … :o)

So true!

Ahah! I love it! so true!!!

Ha! Love this Kris. hang on … didn’t you get one of those hairbrushes? ;)
I’ve wanted one myself for about 20 years. One day!
mel.x

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Ha! This is hilarious, and so very true! I’m literally clapping this very moment.

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lol, I love it!

OMG…this is BRILLIANT.

Hahaha! Omg, my friend was sending me a link to your chronic b*-face post and I decided to scroll through the rest of your blog. I’m SO GLAD I DID!!! This is hilarious, and so true. Is it really SO BAD that I want (actually NEED) cashmere socks and an (obviously) casual cashmere throw?! Haha.

Can’t stop laughing. Love it! Can’t wait to scroll through the rest of your blog!

- Alice of Borderline Fab

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this… is exactly what I needed this weekend. I have been so bummed out by all the BILLIONS of gift guides this year. Thank you for injecting humor into what was becoming a completely burdensome blog tradition.

That is hilarious!! So true…..

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I FUCKING LOVE THIS. THANK YOU.

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LOL!! I want to see a male version with hipster flasks, a super-expensive whiskey, cigars, and video games.

this made me lol. yes.

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