Every December Issue Gift Guide Ever

November 16th, 2012

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  1. Kate says:

    HA HA! oh I love this! Particularly the hairbrush, brilliant!

    who are you, Gwyneth Paltrow?’
    Hilarious!
    That certainly brightened my day!
    xx

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    kris atomic says,

    November 16th, 2012 @ 6:51 pm

    Glad to hear it! Thank you :)

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  2. Gwyn says:

    BRILLIANT.

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  3. Adrien says:

    This might be my favorite thing ever.

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  4. Julieta says:

    So true, I absolutely love this !
    :) well done

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  5. sandra says:

    hahahah love this, amazing!! so true!!

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  6. Vanessa says:

    F-ing hilarious. Finally someone comes out and says what we’re all thinking! Love your “ad”.

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  7. shelley says:

    I love this. you rock

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  8. Fiona says:

    This is just simply perfect.

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  9. Michelle says:

    Haha, this is amazing!

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  10. Stereo says:

    You, my dear, are a genius.

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  11. Nina says:

    laughed so much. thank you.

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  12. Magali says:

    You’re so clever! :)

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  13. Gala says:

    AHAAHAHAHAH. This is perfect.

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  14. mina says:

    Between this and Chronic Bitch-face, you’ve become my favourite. How has this not been done already? You’re brilliant.

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    kris atomic says,

    November 16th, 2012 @ 6:50 pm

    Always happy to hear that people relate to my stuff, thank you very much!
    I like your blog btw, really nice photos. x

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  15. SINEAD says:

    This is hilarious, I LOVE IT

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  16. kristin says:

    This seriously made my day!

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  17. Karina says:

    I take it Kris Atomic is broke.

    Good point about the iPad cover, though.

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    kris atomic says,

    November 16th, 2012 @ 6:46 pm

    Weird, rude thing to say tbh!

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    Brigid says,

    November 18th, 2012 @ 1:08 pm

    “Broke” as in “I need a dollar”, or as in “it ain’t working no more”? Bit of an odd thing to say! I think this illustration is lovely, and a lady’s financial situation is none if our business.

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  18. marjainez says:

    haha! this is great and sooo true!

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  19. Kim says:

    Jesus, I really want a fancy fucking hairbrush…

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    kris atomic says,

    November 16th, 2012 @ 6:44 pm

    I got one for Christmas last year! A Mason Pearson that is. It is actually an excellent brush and will “last forever” I’m told.

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  20. Laura says:

    Brilliantly accurate!

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  21. Rachel says:

    I do rather love this, though I am that person who uses the personalised stationary, and loves to receive cashmere socks!

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    kris atomic says,

    November 16th, 2012 @ 7:05 pm

    Hey, I have the fancy fucking hairbrush and a variety of dumb expensive candles, so I’m not judging ;)

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  22. […] The almighty Kris Atomic on gift guides. I’m filled with trepidation ahead of my own gift […]

  23. Kat says:

    SO SO SO true!! You are hilarious (and fabulous at drawing).

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  24. just perfect! I never understand who would spend so much money on totally non-personal gifts!

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  25. emma says:

    Yep, this is absolutely 100% perfect. Yet I still want all this stuff… that’s probably the worst part!

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  26. Kb says:

    This is amazing! Am getting so many e-mails about gift guides, methinks one of the main reasons blogs are so popular is that we do things differently. Even if I were to put one together, it would not feature a £200 candle. In fact I don’t think I’m really qualified on advising people what to buy so I think I shall just post my own, rather practical Christmas list!

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  27. Helena says:

    SO ACCURATE.

    And what if someone buys you a super tacky diamond ring? Thank god my friends and family aren’t rich :P
    On a more serious note, Chanel nail polish is a semi-affordable but luxurious gift that most women in my life seem to love.

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    Ana says,

    November 16th, 2012 @ 10:51 pm

    I just got one and can’t stop thinking that that money could have gone into 20 more unique shades by small-name brands of great quality (if anybody wants to know: Gabrini, Golden Rose and Flormar).

    *sigh*

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  28. Ana says:

    I’m laughing so, so hard :D !

    We shall not name names, right *pats the side of her nose* ?

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  29. Trude says:

    LMAO couldn’t be more true! Brilliant! That’s why I like to blog my own wish list. 1) it keeps my parents from asking and 2) it’s not crazy-unreasonable, as with said candle. ;)

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  30. This post is exactly why I love you and your blog so hard!!

    Briony xx

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  31. Kathryn H says:

    Could not love this more!

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  32. Kademoiselle says:

    Hahahahaha! Excellent! I want a million dollar candle please! ;))

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  33. Fran says:

    I love it!

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  34. Katie says:

    haha i love this! good job!

    Katie x

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  35. Ingrid says:

    HAHA yes lol working on a spoof of those candles myself… http://instagram.com/p/R5Gkz_qfGy/

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  36. Sofia says:

    hahaha! love you Kris! feel a bit stupid for always drooling over these pages every year and do I ever get any of it? noooo!

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  37. Samantha says:

    Clearly I think I’m Gwineth effing Paltrow! Love this!

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  38. Mary says:

    This is perfect! Haha. :)

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  39. Amy says:

    You are a genius, my friend. Nicely done!

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  40. Frida says:

    You nailed this. Love it!

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  41. Anonymous says:

    This had made my whole winter. Working for a gift website, I’m endlessly choosing and lusting after gifts that I will never own or be bought! Thank you for this x

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  42. Lauren says:

    You are amazing – I heart you and your brilliance. PLEASE tell me this will be available as a print?!

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  43. {gemmifer} says:

    I LOVE this! It’s sadly funny that this is so true.

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  44. olivia says:

    Kris, you’ve outdone yourself. I loled and loled.

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  45. flavia says:

    so incredibly accurate!!!!!!

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  46. Elissa says:

    This is fantastic! I laughed out loud.

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